Thoughtsam

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:06:00 +0000

I tried to be cynical, but it was just too much work.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:42:00 +0000

Mustn't let the eye see what the body already knows.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:58:00 +0000

Children are like cheese, in that you can make them at home.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:26:00 +0000

Plenty of people shave in the car while driving to work, but she does her bikini area and everything!

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:51:00 +0000

Simple things make good building blocks.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:20:00 +0000

He considered himself a fugitive from the law, but the authorities didn't know yet.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:09:00 +0000

It's just like putting a bonnet on a badger; he might look all prim and proper, but he's no less likely to whip off and bite you.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:57:00 +0000

Video is the lingua franca of today's world, and while nearly everyone can read this new language, few can write it.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:52:00 +0000

Unlike petroleum, pornography is a renewable resource.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 26 May 2008 20:19:00 +0000

"Action Item", the new corporate-espionage thriller from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:16:00 +0000

He made a device that would wait until the last human on earth was dead, then broadcast a special message on loudspeakers across the world.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:13:00 +0000

The scratches on my hand keep reminding me, of what, I don't know.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 13 May 2008 04:00:00 +0000

I believe I am a figment of my own imagination.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:58:00 +0000

I program myself like a machine, and then hate myself for being so easy to manipulate.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:07:00 +0000

Yeah, this is why modesty doesn't scale.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:16:00 +0000

How do I write this so I'll believe it after I've lost tonight's memories?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:01:00 +0000

Innocence - what a rush!

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:28:00 +0000

Finally, after gliding through subterranean passageways for what seemed like hours, we moored our boat at a small dock set into the rock face. As we climbed the stairs, we could see the glow of a thousand little lights ahead.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:47:00 +0000

Mercy mild not cutting it anymore? Try new extra astringent mercy for those tough karmic stains!

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:14:00 +0000

"Speed 3: Baby on Board" - Annie is settled down now, with a husband and a house in the suburbs. Life is good, but their new baby won't nap unless they take it driving, and then it wakes up as soon as they drop below 55 miles an hour. Hang on for edge of the seat family fun!

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:24:00 +0000

You say you know how I should live? The animal kingdom displays such an amazing variety of lifestyles; shouldn't we humans aspire to do no less?

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:12:00 +0000

The squirrels made me thirteen.

thanks: Caitlyn

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:44:00 +0000

She'd found the perfect outfit, now she just needed her plastic surgeon to fit her into it.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:08:00 +0000

I hate you for what I am when I'm with you: honest.

noreply@blogger.com (Ian Gilman) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:17:00 +0000

How does it make me love it so?