Thoughtsam

2010-02-08T20:57:00.000-08:00

If you don't talk to your kids about astral projection, somebody else will.

2010-02-07T20:21:00.001-08:00

The Buddha statue? I use it as a talisman to ward off Republicans.

2010-01-28T18:55:00.001-08:00

When you get there you might find a Messiah or a mattress sale, you never know which.

2010-01-20T18:08:00.001-08:00

His hair said to the world, "I'm in denial about certain basic truths of human existence."

2010-01-16T15:01:00.001-08:00

Do it in half an hour, and it's a chore; spend all afternoon on it, and it's a luxury.

2010-01-09T22:06:00.001-08:00

Does insanity come from the search for truth, or from finding it?

2010-01-01T21:26:00.001-08:00

Tall fences make tall neighbors.

2009-11-17T21:42:00.000-08:00

They say it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, but all I have is a blowtorch.

2009-11-14T21:40:00.000-08:00

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen... Banjo II: Dinah's Revenge

2009-11-11T17:30:00.000-08:00

I was perfect once; it didn't last.

2009-11-08T17:26:00.000-08:00

She spoke in corporate innuendo, where everything was a veiled reference to profit.

2009-11-01T21:20:00.000-08:00

Mismatched beauty is still beauty.

2009-10-11T00:21:00.000-07:00

Try as I might, I am yet unable to smell fear.

2009-10-08T22:39:00.000-07:00

Once again through the eye of the needle!

2009-10-05T22:38:00.000-07:00

Creativity needs ragged edges to nest in.

2009-10-02T22:36:00.000-07:00

Wisdom is a poor substitute for youth.

2009-09-29T22:34:00.000-07:00

If only she got as much joy out of her ass as they clearly do.

2009-09-26T22:34:00.000-07:00

Truth be told, I was only in it for the elitism.

2009-09-23T22:33:00.000-07:00

I had a dozen tequila shots and still I remember everything... I want my money back!

2009-09-20T22:32:00.000-07:00

As he entered the atmosphere, he realized it was all her fault.

2009-09-17T22:31:00.000-07:00

Love is a feedback loop -- mind the screech.

2009-09-14T22:49:00.000-07:00

And so I hasten my farewell, never to return to these goat-infested harbors.

2009-09-11T22:30:00.000-07:00

I mean, I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but there are only so many tentacles I can handle.

2009-09-08T12:43:00.000-07:00

He spent many a year tugging at time's arrow, but to no avail.

2009-09-05T12:36:00.000-07:00

If she could hold even that tiny piece forever, then she would never lose this world.