Thoughtsam

2008-08-05T21:06:00.001-07:00

I tried to be cynical, but it was just too much work.

2008-07-26T20:42:00.001-07:00

Mustn't let the eye see what the body already knows.

2008-07-22T21:58:00.000-07:00

Children are like cheese, in that you can make them at home.

2008-07-13T09:26:00.001-07:00

Plenty of people shave in the car while driving to work, but she does her bikini area and everything!

2008-07-12T23:51:00.001-07:00

Simple things make good building blocks.

2008-07-06T13:20:00.000-07:00

He considered himself a fugitive from the law, but the authorities didn't know yet.

2008-06-08T00:09:00.000-07:00

It's just like putting a bonnet on a badger; he might look all prim and proper, but he's no less likely to whip off and bite you.

2008-06-05T22:57:00.000-07:00

Video is the lingua franca of today's world, and while nearly everyone can read this new language, few can write it.

2008-06-02T22:52:00.001-07:00

Unlike petroleum, pornography is a renewable resource.

2008-05-26T13:19:00.001-07:00

"Action Item", the new corporate-espionage thriller from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

2008-05-15T22:16:00.001-07:00

He made a device that would wait until the last human on earth was dead, then broadcast a special message on loudspeakers across the world.

2008-05-14T21:13:00.000-07:00

The scratches on my hand keep reminding me, of what, I don't know.

2008-05-12T21:00:00.000-07:00

I believe I am a figment of my own imagination.

2008-04-28T21:58:00.000-07:00

I program myself like a machine, and then hate myself for being so easy to manipulate.

2008-03-12T22:07:00.000-07:00

Yeah, this is why modesty doesn't scale.

2008-03-10T21:16:00.000-07:00

How do I write this so I'll believe it after I've lost tonight's memories?

2008-03-09T23:01:00.001-07:00

Innocence - what a rush!

2008-03-08T12:28:00.001-08:00

Finally, after gliding through subterranean passageways for what seemed like hours, we moored our boat at a small dock set into the rock face. As we climbed the stairs, we could see the glow of a thousand little lights ahead.

2008-02-17T20:47:00.000-08:00

Mercy mild not cutting it anymore? Try new extra astringent mercy for those tough karmic stains!

2008-02-12T22:14:00.001-08:00

"Speed 3: Baby on Board" - Annie is settled down now, with a husband and a house in the suburbs. Life is good, but their new baby won't nap unless they take it driving, and then it wakes up as soon as they drop below 55 miles an hour. Hang on for edge of the seat family fun!

2008-02-10T22:24:00.001-08:00

You say you know how I should live? The animal kingdom displays such an amazing variety of lifestyles; shouldn't we humans aspire to do no less?

2008-02-04T23:12:00.001-08:00

The squirrels made me thirteen.

thanks: Caitlyn

2008-01-26T20:44:00.000-08:00

She'd found the perfect outfit, now she just needed her plastic surgeon to fit her into it.

2008-01-21T21:08:00.000-08:00

I hate you for what I am when I'm with you: honest.

2008-01-14T21:17:00.001-08:00

How does it make me love it so?