Thoughtsam

2010-03-07T22:29:00.001-08:00

They say it's the information age. Let me tell you something, it's always been the information age.

2010-03-07T01:14:00.001-08:00

I keep meaning to sign up for that class on how to be more spontaneous, but I never seem to get around to it.

2010-02-28T23:38:00.001-08:00

You can't start something without a clean slate. You can't finish anything without a big mess.

2010-02-20T10:33:00.001-08:00

Say what you like, but I feel Ad Hoc Hippo and the Unnecessary Precautions has an incredible horn section.

2010-02-18T22:47:00.001-08:00

He needed that house, so that its imposing structure could constantly remind him of how important he was.

2010-02-17T22:43:00.000-08:00

They call him the blind visionary; he's led us right so far, so who am I to judge?

2010-02-08T20:57:00.000-08:00

If you don't talk to your kids about astral projection, somebody else will.

2010-02-07T20:21:00.001-08:00

The Buddha statue? I use it as a talisman to ward off Republicans.

2010-01-28T18:55:00.001-08:00

When you get there you might find a Messiah or a mattress sale, you never know which.

2010-01-20T18:08:00.001-08:00

His hair said to the world, "I'm in denial about certain basic truths of human existence."

2010-01-16T15:01:00.001-08:00

Do it in half an hour, and it's a chore; spend all afternoon on it, and it's a luxury.

2010-01-09T22:06:00.001-08:00

Does insanity come from the search for truth, or from finding it?

2010-01-01T21:26:00.001-08:00

Tall fences make tall neighbors.

2009-11-17T21:42:00.000-08:00

They say it's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness, but all I have is a blowtorch.

2009-11-14T21:40:00.000-08:00

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen... Banjo II: Dinah's Revenge

2009-11-11T17:30:00.000-08:00

I was perfect once; it didn't last.

2009-11-08T17:26:00.000-08:00

She spoke in corporate innuendo, where everything was a veiled reference to profit.

2009-11-01T21:20:00.000-08:00

Mismatched beauty is still beauty.

2009-10-11T00:21:00.000-07:00

Try as I might, I am yet unable to smell fear.

2009-10-08T22:39:00.000-07:00

Once again through the eye of the needle!

2009-10-05T22:38:00.000-07:00

Creativity needs ragged edges to nest in.

2009-10-02T22:36:00.000-07:00

Wisdom is a poor substitute for youth.

2009-09-29T22:34:00.000-07:00

If only she got as much joy out of her ass as they clearly do.

2009-09-26T22:34:00.000-07:00

Truth be told, I was only in it for the elitism.

2009-09-23T22:33:00.000-07:00

I had a dozen tequila shots and still I remember everything... I want my money back!