You think you've got it bad? When I was in the Secret Service, we couldn't afford spy cameras, so we had to copy secret documents using silly putty. Drove the engineers mad when we'd deliver stolen schematics warped out of shape on a sheet of pink goo. The joke was on us, though, when we tried to use the resulting equipment. Man, I was glad when that war was over!
11.10.2006
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