I'm selling autonomous helicopters... give me your GPS coordinates and your credit card number.
4.07.2010
4.04.2010
4.01.2010
Now that I knew what I knew, the only answer was to destroy the entire species. But how to explain this to the rest of the world?
3.27.2010
My rose-colored glasses are in the wrong prescription; everything is wonderful, but I can't tell what it is.
3.22.2010
3.20.2010
She toured for half a year with Bomb Rocket Mother before realizing that all of their chord progressions clashed horribly with her hairstyle.
3.14.2010
3.07.2010
I keep meaning to sign up for that class on how to be more spontaneous, but I never seem to get around to it.
2.28.2010
2.20.2010
Say what you like, but I feel Ad Hoc Hippo and the Unnecessary Precautions has an incredible horn section.
2.18.2010
He needed that house, so that its imposing structure could constantly remind him of how important he was.